Hello embnaut. Thank you very much for answering me...
Maybe my English looks good but you should see me sitting here drenched with sweat jugglering the dictionary. 
I know what you mean with the joke....and I have to say my experiences tell me the same about in the USA. But I understand that. The most of the people in the world speak English too, so it is easy for you to be to lazy to learn another language....
I had been in California in 2008 on a round trip. It was great!
Your friend in Stuttgart will be very happy to hear from you once again.
You wrote "Please count me as one". Excuse me...how do you mean this? Can I count friends here on a list or somehow? You see, my English is not so good as I would like....
But I can teach you some german words, of course. Embroidery is "Stickerei" and not easy to pronounce for you: "Shtickery" maybe or "Shtickeray" (at the end like you say "Hi") and the r ist spoken deep in the throat.
Beautiful means "schoen" and this is not easy to pronounce for you too, you didn`t choose the easiest words for the first time.
You don´t have an oe, in our language it is an o with two points on it. It is an o and an e spoken at the same time. The letters have to meet in the middle. Oh dear, do you really like to learn some more german words?
It looks like I found my friend. I am not sure. I got a very short e-mail and have to write back.
My best regards to you and all the other members here. In the north of Germany it is getting colder now. Mona